Not a chance…Not a chance…Not a chance
No no no… You don’t understand. I NEED this thing. It will be mine.
Proof, once again, that bacon can make anything better… even Superman.
Well at least I know what to do with the trouser press in hotel rooms now.
My 12 year old son (at the time) ran for student council. His campaign slogan was “Bacon for all!” I was shocked when he didn’t win what more does the world need to fix its problem than more bacon and the happiness that comes from it?
“Few are the problems that cannot be solved with the proper application of a high explosive projectile.”
That’s a heck of a way to cook bacon.
I have one of these Participated in our local Maker Faire this past year. We were asked to stop making pancakes… Not because anything was wrong, but because the faire had closed for the night. I looked around and the place was mostly void of people except for our long lines. Fun times!!!
I thought that was how bacon bits were made
Nope:
Yeah baby!!!