I had read the original request to mean a PDF. So don’t feel bad there @peanut.
If the GF team did have time, putting together a single sheet PDF we could print out and either present as a gift stand-in, or for those buying for themselves, just place where the Forge will live some day would be awesome.
I would picture something which says pretty simply “Future Owner of a GlowForge” with a URL to the forums. And the remainder of the paper could maybe be an outline for eventually placing on top of some material and cutting. A simple GlowForge logo would be sufficient.
Here, I tossed this together real quick and terribly. I have it as a PDF and AI file, but can only upload as image.