I was having a conversation with my wife about the piles of laser materials that I have been collecting when, POW, life changed like that (snaps fingers). I got THE EMAIL! Subject: Would you like your Glowforge now?
Does a bear poop in the woods? Is the Pope Catholic? Is the sky blue? How does a positraction work?
I have said my goodbyes to my children, “Your daddy isn’t leaving but you won’t see me much.” No more trips to the park or afternoon movies. Your baby brother is a Glowforge and it will be taking up most of my time!
Reality Check - My 8-year-old has more (and better!) ideas than I do. She will most likely be logging the most time of us all on the machine.
Also in the email was some blah-blah about all these freebies and store credits the fine folks at Glowforfe are giving me. Must be because I’m such a VIP; or they are really as great as they seem.
Eagerly waiting for the UPS guy