Glowforge Haiku

Missed this thread! Posted my adaptation of @dan’s on another! Here it is again…

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Wrong way round @dan ! Should be 5, 7, 5.

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Sshh! We’re using common core now. LOL!

(there are no wrong haiku, especially from the boss)

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I’ve heard tell that modern Haiku forms are shifting away from the traditional 5-7-5

Just “like” what you like
Don’t worry about badges
Still on schedule.

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Marion has a Glowforge
Jules has a Hedgehog
I’d rather have a Glowforge

:grinning:(went with 757)

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Rough day at Glowforge
Product will be worth the wait
I’m here till its done

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look to the future
see awesome laser cut things
Glowforge will produce

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Too many bad feels
Can’t we all just get along?
I extend a hand.

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Misreading abounds
I re-peruse your haiku
Was the hand on fire?

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customers angry
whine whine whine whine whine whine whine
just go have a beer

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I can’t help but read
Everything Dan writes here
In his upbeat voice.

…or am I just weird that when I read things that imagining/minds eye kind of sense that you narrate spoken word in your head with that person. The person you are reading a message from or morgan Freeman’s voice. When in doubt, morgan freeman. :stuck_out_tongue:

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I corrected. I put out an open hand. Back in the day, it started out that enemies, when meeting each other would out out their hands so their enemy could be assured they were not armed, and snowballed through time as a gesture of peace and cooperation

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Darn. I guess the market for haiku jokes is limited.

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Ran across this wonderful haiku by @erin in the ‘Discussion of June 17 Update’ and thought it belonged here as well:

Blurgh. I still want one.

But kind of wish I didn’t.

Better be awesome.

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Truly laughed out loud at this one! So accurate. . .

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“Pew! Pew! Pew!” It goes.
The Glowforge parts the plywood.
All is well today.

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You’ve inspired me:

Glowforge goes pew, pew,
pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,pew,
pew,pew,pew,pew,pew!

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