Glowforge Investigation


#1

I’m curious… Does Glowforge read through these forums and create files on everybody? I don’t mean in a privacy issue sort of way. But in the way that it’s good business. Like how one should know 50 things about each client. Like

Thomas Alessi
Goes by "Tom"
Occupation: Computer Network Engineer
Occupation: DJ/KJ
Married
Kids: 3 (19F, 11F, 8M)
Experienced PhotoShop user.
Inexperienced in Illustrator but willing to learn
Inexperienced in 3D modeling but willing to learn
Prime OS: Windows
Other OS: Android
Lasers Owned Currently: Glowforge
Lasers Owned Ever: none
Glowforge Status: Unshipped (Position in queue: 2)

Things like that.

I wouldn’t mind at all. Again, it’s good business. Totally just curious.

  • Tom

#2

Everything except the “position in queue”. Not entitled to alternate facts.


#3

Oh, I’m thinking it’s pretty accurate. We’ll see! :wink:


#4

just whatever tidbits remain in my head from hanging with you all online.


#5

That comment with the smiley avatar , just a tad creepy, not going to lie. Like 80s horror creepy :stuck_out_tongue:


#6

There were a few Question of the Day threads where staff asked some of that information to help them understand us better.

https://community.glowforge.com/search?q=qotd


#7

You can’t be number 2 inline, because I’m number 2 and so is my wife! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#8

Uh-oh! Chuckle! (Not sure that’s the best way to be remembered here.) :smile:

(I’m too crazy here…)


#9

You forgot : Great sense of humor. :yum:


#10

What does GF wanna know about me? I’m under their spell, will tell them anything.


#11

hahaha! :joy_cat:


#12

I have incriminating information on myself and I am NOT afraid to spill the beans!! :grin:


#13

Those of us in the witness protection program have to be careful what we share. I fear I have already disclosed too much.:bust_in_silhouette:


#14

I thought all of us would be Number Six. Or at least aspire to it.


#15

The prisoner?


#16

Least you all know you are number 2 in line, since I am Number 1 :smiley:


#17

…pre Austin Powers


#18

Bizarre last episode! And I have watched and read several interpretations :monkey_face::gorilla:


#19

" I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own!"