I liked every post in this thread…these are hilarious!!
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Likes x10 for this one!
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You’re a genius! This one had me laughing all day!
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Please add more!
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What’s in a name? A Glowforge by any other name would smell as…sweet?
Deny thy Glowforge and refuse thy name!
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There are 106 miles to Seattle, we have a Glowforge, half a pack of Proofgrade, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
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When did you sneak up and shoot that? ROFL! 
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LOL! 
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If I can 'forge one box for making, I shall not live in vain; If I can etch one SPAM for baking, or tool myself sane, Or help some proofgrade wood onto its 'forge again, I shall not live in vain.
from Emily Dickinson’s orig:
If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain; If I can ease one life the aching, Or cool one pain, Or help one fainting robin Unto his nest again, I shall not live in vain.
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oh, that has SO got to become a t-shirt!
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Glowforge, grant me
the Serenity to accept the materials I cannot laser,
the Courage to laser the materials I can,
and the Wisdom to know the difference.
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This is winning on so many levels.
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I am not throwing away my spot
I am not throwing away my spot
Hey yo, I’ll wait for my Glowforge
I won’t be discouraged
And I’m not throwing away my spot
Yo, I’m a tailor’s apprentice
And I got y’all knuckleheads in loco parentis
I’m gettin’ a Glowforge cuz I know it’s my chance
To socially advance, instead of sewin’ some pants!
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One laser to rule them all,
But needs wifi to find 'em;
One cloud to run them all
and L.E.P. so Pros don’t blind 'em.
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I don’t normally do this for the hedgie stuff…but that made the highlights reel.
Too stinkin’ clever. 
So should I link @dan’s poem in the “Wisdom from the Staff” section? (I kind of feel like doing it…I’m feeling very minx-ish today.)
What do you think guys? 
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This is brilliant
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“I’ll make him a Glowforge he can’t refuse”
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“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the GlowForge. Then when you get the Glowforge, then you get the women.”
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“All I have in this world is my GlowForge and my word, and I don’t break them for no one.”
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I think this one is my favorite so far!