Here’s a challenge: Choose a famous quote or a line from a song or movie and Glowforgify it! That is, alter the original in some way that makes it pertain to Glowforge.
Feel free to wax philosophical and explain your quote in detail if you want. Or just let it stand on its own. Wisdom is welcome, but cheese is fine, too!
My cheesy contribution:
To 'forge or not to 'forge…that is the question…which I will constantly ask myself as I evaluate whether or not my materials will catch fire in the Glowforge!
Dan Vader: Glowbi-Wan never told you what happened to your Glowforge.
Me: He told me enough. He told me you never built it.
Dan Vader: No. I have your Glowforge.
Me: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a Glowforge. You don’t know how lucky you are not to have one. Glowforges will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
But I still want one.
Orders are nobody can see the GlowForge Not nobody, not nohow!
That Vizzini, he can design.
Yes, yes, some of the time.
Probably knows how to use a laser.
He has no clue. Thinks it’s a brassiere.
You have a great gift with your Glowforge.
Such a nice statement for you to disgorge.
Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
They’re not Proofgrade and might dent the bed!
No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Anybody want a laser robot?