My friend love dad jokes, he just retired
“the only work i am doing, is here, openin that drink”
There are not there is
I was holding my tongue on that…
Grammar Police, soon to retire but still on the force!
Hey, I’m working. Working on another beer.
Some of them work.
When some friends of my youngest use to ask me what I did for a living, I had a stock answer.
My hair is ponytail long and as white as my beard, so it kind of fit a narrative.
I use to tell them - I hold a Need Work sign over by the Osborn exit and do well. Hundreds a day.
My youngest finally asked me to stop. He said too many of his friends were believing me.