Alright. I’m up WAY past bedtime. But I couldn’t let this go…
As suspected by all this appears to be a communication issue. I moved the Glowforge into the room with my wireless router. Everything started up as quickly as my last Glowforge always was. I have a frelling Nighthawk router… It’s got the range. Again, this new 'forge is in the same spot his older brother was in. Never a single issue like this. Other devices get a signal well past the room the Glowforge is in.
I’m far too tired to test any more tonight. But, for now, I’m standing by my “there’s something wrong with the wireless NIC in this unit.” But! It engraves beautifully. I think I’m going to compensate for its inadequacy and get a repeater. It’s not needed for anything else, but it seems this Glowforge needs it. So, fine… And, hey… I’ll have wireless all the way to the end of my property line. I dunno. I’ll work with it more tomorrow night.
Thanks all!