A spare cutting board, a silly conversation with my son, a laser cutter, and thirty minutes later: the second-most unhelpful cutting board ever! Now who wants a hogshead of fresh salsa?
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Just love it.
Never come across the âboard footâ - especially if its a measure of volume!
Ah - thanks to Mr Google - Iâve just not been in the USA long enough it seems !
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How useful!
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Cute! 
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Too funny, never had to convert to Kelvin just Celsius:laughing:
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Fun!
Why did I say it was the second-most unhelpful cutting board ever? Because this is the first:
Some men just want to watch the world burn (and a laser cutter is a good way to start the fire). 
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I question the math, but like the board!
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How about adding â5 Pints = an Uber Rideâ
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Nice boards! I just hope a guest doesnât take the conversions seriously and mess up your dinner.
There is also Butt Load as a unit of measurement.
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The engraving looks really nice! Do you remember which settings you used? Thank you!
Hahahahahahahah!! This is amazing and exactly my type of humor!!
There are lots of cutting board projects and settings to in the Beyond the Manual section, the only place we are allowed to post settings. The search feature is helpful there.
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Iâm super new to the community, thus didnât know that 
thank you for the information!
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Welcome! Glad to have you.
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