Hehehe, here’s another one I like…
Mine:
Mine, courtesy of JBV.
Just in general, so caution is urged, you could make a wrong move at any moment.
got one.
Hmmmm. How could I possibly have guessed? Ha!
At least the first part reminds me of flying.
We had this safety poster in the ready room on the carrier. It was a Kansas field with a single tree all the way to the horizon. There was a bi-plane stuck in the branches, and it said: “Aviation in itself is not inherently dangerous, just terribly unforgiving”.
Note the signage…
There are the classics:
And:
And yes, we’ve had these at my place of work too (since I work with multi-kilowatt lasers).
Wasn’t sure if you were still making them…yeah, I still need one. I’ll PM you! 
Moving from (funny) to (self-parody):
In the user manual of a kitchen appliance I own, in the safety section it first touts its short cord and then goes on to state it should only be operated six feet from a wall.
I’m not sure if I am supposed to have outlets put in the floor, or hung from the ceiling. Also, I can apparently only use it in the living room or the garage.
Did you check the bottom of the appliance? 
It comes out the side. Also, appears to be the same wire used in dryer cords.