Hehehe, here’s another one I like…
Mine:
Mine, courtesy of JBV.
Just in general, so caution is urged, you could make a wrong move at any moment.
got one.
Hmmmm. How could I possibly have guessed? Ha!
At least the first part reminds me of flying.
We had this safety poster in the ready room on the carrier. It was a Kansas field with a single tree all the way to the horizon. There was a bi-plane stuck in the branches, and it said: “Aviation in itself is not inherently dangerous, just terribly unforgiving”.
Note the signage…
There are the classics:
And:
And yes, we’ve had these at my place of work too (since I work with multi-kilowatt lasers).
Wasn’t sure if you were still making them…yeah, I still need one. I’ll PM you! 
Moving from (funny) to (self-parody):
In the user manual of a kitchen appliance I own, in the safety section it first touts its short cord and then goes on to state it should only be operated six feet from a wall.
I’m not sure if I am supposed to have outlets put in the floor, or hung from the ceiling. Also, I can apparently only use it in the living room or the garage.
Did you check the bottom of the appliance? 
https://piximus.net/fun/the-toaster-cord-was-too-short-so-they-made-a-stand
It comes out the side. Also, appears to be the same wire used in dryer cords.