The new tool shed warning sign lol. When you just can’t seem to find the right tool for the job or the job wants to fight back 
Made a wall version and a stand version.
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What, no “occasional flying words?” 
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Love it!
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Excellent!!!
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Great idea! I have more of a general caution for the shop, courtesy of our own @jbv.
Just in case upon entering you fail to recognize it as a danger zone.
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Very fun signage!
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Great sign!!!
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Love it so fun
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I need one of those on my house, not shed. 
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I just spotted this comment. No “occasional” here, it’s just natural language. In some ways, I’m a bit embarrassed by my daughter’s potty mouth, but she is in the Army so…
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Well, I speak from experience, “swears like a sailor” is a real thing. I’m sure it’s true, but I never heard “swears like a soldier”…
I suspect the prevalence of vulgar language is universal in the armed forces. It’s still a weakness of mine, especially if I get angry or chastising myself when I do something stupid.
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Someone: sometimes you swear like a sailor
Me: well, in a faraway time known as long long ago…
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Tom Wolfe described it as "Navy Creole, " in which every adjective was an F-bomb.
Case in point: I once had a petty officer under my command return from holiday leave, telling the story of Christmas dinner at his parents’ (Dad was a baptist minister, btw), when he asked “Pass the f-ing peas, Ma.” 
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This works for me! (Shows swear word in scientific paper)
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I’m partial to the “this is not a place of honor” warning, myself.
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I call it being fluent in aerospace.
I’ve also been known to claim that is where the blue part of my current employer’s name comes from.
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I love this. Do you have the file in your shop?
Yes I do, my shop link can be found in my bio if you need it.