Why are trailers so well-behaved and mannered?
Because they go where they are towed.
A guy was in line at the supermarket when he noticed that the rather attractive woman behind him had just raised her hand and smiled at him.
He was rather taken aback that such a beautiful woman would be waving to him. She looked familiar but he couldn’t place where he might know her from. “Sorry,” he says, “do I know you?”
“I may be mistaken,” she said, “but I think you might be the father of one of my children!”
He immediately thought back to the one time he had been unfaithful. “Oh my god! Were you the stripper at my stag party?”
“Um, no”, she replied coldly, “I’m your son’s English teacher.”
I’m out of likes, so have a instead!
What did the guy say when the bridge fell on him…“The suspension is killing me!”.
What engineers with no projects and too much time on their hands do.
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Why should you date a woman geologist? …She will never, ever take you for granite !
That joke rocked.
That was my sediment as well
Marblous!
Your jokes are so igneous. Mine are lame.
You want geology puns? Give me a second and I’ll dig something up…
Look, and you will find something strata way.
I’m graben my sides from laughin’ so hard. (And it’s makin’ me horst.)
Man, that is better than being caught between a rock and a hard spot.
Did someone already do the obligatory cleavage joke?