Score! 
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A hungry neutron has travelled many miles and finally takes a rest stop for some food and drink. He gobbles up voracious amounts of food and downs a pitcher or two. A little weary and ready to head home, the neutron asks the waiter “how much do I owe you?” “For you, my dear friend, no charge.”
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Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, “I think I lost an electron!”
“Really!” the other replied, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m absolutely positive.”
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I really get a charge out of all the electron jokes. 
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Well if we are going to cover all the leptons and muons…
A tired photon goes to check into a hotel and the bellhop asks if he has any luggage. No, said the photon, I’m traveling light.
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Just remember - never trust an atom - they make up everything !!!
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There was a young lady named Bright
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.
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Why did the blacksmith walk into the lingerie store?
He heard there was a sale on designer tongs.
Source: Theo on Forged in Fire TV show
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Watched that last night I was expecting Sorrels to win. But “snap” goes the knife!
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“A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well. He was known to be bambidextrous.”
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‘We’ve lost too much to the Indian princess at that card game,’ declared Capt. John Smith, ‘but don’t let poker haunt us.’.
I used to do balance and rotations at an auto shop. I felt like I was just spinning my wheels and decided to retire.
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Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.
You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran because it’s past tents.
What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm.
I’m done now. Well, for now at least.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.
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“I really get a charge out of all the electron jokes. ”
But the jokes are so negative!
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Did you hear that Oxygen went out on a date with Potassium?
It went OK.
Two days later, Oxygen and Magnesium went out.
OMg
Oxygen then tried to ask Nitrogen out.
She said NO
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AU! That was just golden!
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Did you ever wonder if Helium just floated to the top of the periodic table?
HeHe!
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