The daily rant: words of encouragement, humor, birthday wishes, etc



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Great and gratz on all…Happy 4th to you and yours’




Looks like summer is officially here.


What? Do they get squashed at the end?


Do we know what zucchini races are? :laughing:


Mind out the gutter, @Jules! (I know, right? I was thinking something naughty too.)


Quick art lesson…


LOL, that looks like me “arting” :smiley:


I :heart: DogShark


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Wait a minute…all the other ones ears were adjusted accordingly…except the snake. A snake with ears?


I see your snake ears and raise you shark legs…


Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a minute.

“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. “It tells me that someone has stolen our tent.”


And now, a limerick (unfortunately, not my own):

There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.


Hedgies AND Cats wins the interwebs!


Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Did you hear them squeeing! :heart_eyes::hedgie::hedgie::hedgie::hedgie::hedgie::hedgie::hedgie::hedgie:


Oooh yeah…and here I thought I was being so sharp witted!


Mothers rule.


What kind of coffee drinker are you?

(I’ll be that last one at the bottom. Click on image to expand.)


And what you get when you cross a bear with a rooster?

A very cross bear.