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Great and gratz on allâŚHappy 4th to you and yoursâ
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Yea!
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What? Do they get squashed at the end?
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Do we know what zucchini races are? 
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Quick art lessonâŚ
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LOL, that looks like me âartingâ 
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DogShark
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Wait a minuteâŚall the other ones ears were adjusted accordinglyâŚexcept the snake. A snake with ears?
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I see your snake ears and raise you shark legsâŚ
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
âWatson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.â
Watson replied, âI see millions and millions of stars.â
âWhat does that tell you?â
Watson pondered for a minute.
âAstronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?â
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. âIt tells me that someone has stolen our tent.â
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And now, a limerick (unfortunately, not my own):
There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.
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Hedgies AND Cats wins the interwebs!
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Did you hear them squeeing! 
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Oooh yeahâŚand here I thought I was being so sharp witted!
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Mothers rule.
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What kind of coffee drinker are you?
(Iâll be that last one at the bottom. Click on image to expand.)
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And what you get when you cross a bear with a rooster?
A very cross bear.
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