The daily rant: words of encouragement, humor, birthday wishes, etc

humor

#601

:squeeee: :squeeee: :squeeee:


#602

Great and gratz on all…Happy 4th to you and yours’


#603

Yea!


#604

Looks like summer is officially here.


#605

What? Do they get squashed at the end?


#606

Do we know what zucchini races are? :laughing:


#607

Mind out the gutter, @Jules! (I know, right? I was thinking something naughty too.)


#608

Quick art lesson…


#609

LOL, that looks like me “arting” :smiley:


#610

I :heart: DogShark


#611

:smile: :+1:

Wait a minute…all the other ones ears were adjusted accordingly…except the snake. A snake with ears?


#612

I see your snake ears and raise you shark legs…


#613

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a minute.

“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. “It tells me that someone has stolen our tent.”


#614

And now, a limerick (unfortunately, not my own):

There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.


#615

Hedgies AND Cats wins the interwebs!


#616

Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Did you hear them squeeing! :heart_eyes::hedgie::hedgie::hedgie::hedgie::hedgie::hedgie::hedgie::hedgie:


#617

Oooh yeah…and here I thought I was being so sharp witted!


#618

Mothers rule.


#619

What kind of coffee drinker are you?

(I’ll be that last one at the bottom. Click on image to expand.)


#620

And what you get when you cross a bear with a rooster?

A very cross bear.