The story of my life. DND

[BranB0T]

If you’re a dnd player I’m sure you can relate xD

[bdm]

I am an Advanced Squad Leader player… i need that as Boxcars on 2d6

[n_dawson]

HA! “Sonuva!”
Read on the internets:
You reach out to push the troll off the bridge. rolls a 1
You gently caress his back.
The troll is uncomfortable.

[Jules]

Okay, I’m not a DND player, but that made me crack the hell up!
(Great job on the banner too!)

[aproptart]

That’s the beginning of a really funny story. Somewhere along the way I ended up with that on a tshirt.

[jamesdhatch]

You reach out to push the troll off the bridge. rolls a 1
You gently caress his back.
The troll is uncomfortable.

I do that with TSA when they decide I need extra screening. I smile, giggle and moan the as they pat me down. They look uncomfortable, darned if I know why

For some reason they seem to take less time with me than with the other folks I’ve seen patted down

I should make a card with your quote that I can give to the TSA guy when he searches me.