… all hedgehogs must be reported.
@jules …
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ROFL! Best thing about that story is the name of the second fattest hedgie ever recorded…Mr. Piggywinkle. It’s a good thing I hadn’t heard that name before coming up with a name for the Glowforge. 
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I did meet a woman in Key Largo that had 2 dachshunds that were so fat their feet actually would not reach the floor and she would carry them to wherever they needed to go. Would a hedgehog’s legs be that short if they were that fat?
I bet @Jules even has one of these Hedgehogs!
Here is the link just in case you don’t have one, yet! 
https://www.highlandwoodworking.com/hedgehog-featherboard.aspx
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I don’t! What the heck is that used for? 
(Ahhh! I see - table saw material feeder. I’d have guessed esoteric torture device or kinky adult toy.)
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Lol!!!
Feather boards hold pieces of wood tight against a tablesaw fence or router fence. They also prevent kickback. Make using these tools a lot safer and result in cleaner cuts!
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Disappointed? 
It still could be 
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Yeah…can’t top that. I got nuttin’.
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I’m sorry, I heard kinky adult toy and thought somebody was calling me…
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