NO kidding.
That is why I picked up Beamer at the UPS depot.
My box damage was done long before it got to the depot, and it was leaning up against a wall on it’s short side when I got there to pick up.
Well to be honest. When I got out of my minivan and walked into the depot, I was freek’n terrified that I was going to find it up on end leaking. after waiting the 2 years (enduring “wait until the glowforge get’s here” mocking from my family), I just dreaded some additional problem.
Googling this pie company.
Found this little gem:
https://shop.gtpie.com/order/front-street-apple/
Northern spy in a pie, interesting. I’m a macintosh pie guy (new england roots) but I’m pretty much ok with any kind of apple pie.
Mine had leaked quite a bit, but I didn’t discover that until I had to remove the broken exhaust fan 2 years later.
and it ran ok? wow. that is amazing
Now you have us all drooling for pie…
When I read this first I thought the pie had leaked - but then it was Chris’ pie…
Either way it’s a tragedy.
Wait… is that a pie?
I thought it was a case of pie-making supplies.
The pie, impressively, did not leak despite the best efforts of FedEx. I have already eaten a slice each of the cherry and the blueberry. 9/10 would recommend.
That seems like a LOT of pie.
I want pie!!
looks like a single serving size to me. What you talking about? 
which is way better than “not enough pie”
But you didn’t engrave it first, for science?
#9. What’s the blue thing for?
#8…
I was all ready to look into a pie or two… right up til I saw the price. There’s no pie on the planet worth 33 dollars apiece. 
The world is burning. I’m giving myself permission to buy the occasional extravagant treat.