So my city built a new zoo. It only has a dog in it.
It’s a shitzou
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Ha ha! That’s baaaaaaa…d.
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I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
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A couple was in marriage counseling. The counselor was talking to the husband, “Your wife told me that you never buy her flowers”. “What do you have to say for yourself?”. The husband leaned to the counselor, “To be perfectly honest, I didn’t even know that she sold flowers”. 
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This made me laugh harder than it should’ve.
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I was sitting in the eye doctor’s office yesterday. They were very busy…about 15 people in the waiting room. People were staring at there phones except for 2 older (80s?) men. One of them had been complaining about the wait times, and the other was trying to cheer him up and said “What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?” And there were 13 groans from everyone else.
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Did this go over my head or are we missing a punch line?
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Eliphino.
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Still had to look it up. (Was not thinking Cockney accent.) 
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