You were not joking. 
Preparing for Halloween?
Actually, stirring a solution would enhance mixing. 
Hehe, just having some fun. Saw them at the chef store for under a dollar and wanted something goofy to cook with. Like my “spatula city” spatula.
Oh, no, Mr. Bill!!
Ew….
Great minds. I bet it would do that.
I love it!
That’s delightful.
Got the creepy action down. Great job?
My army sister loves to cook; I’m going to try something like this as a gag gift for her birthday. Thank you for the inspiration!
If they had any wooden sporks, this could be made into a really cool Forky. lol
You could probably turn a spoon into a spork! Just cut out the teeth at the end of the spoon,
Sporky 
Such fun! Could be used to measure spaghetti!
Cut a spoon for a child who wants to help you cook; put a face & name on it.
[This forum is so cool!]
Stupid question:
It’s food safe, right?
I think it’s bamboo, great question if it kills you makes you stronger.
Or it makes you laugh, so you cook more at home, which might be healthier? Depending on what you are cooking. If it is all bacon and skirt steak maybe not? 
lol So - you’re not sure? hahaha
Nah, but I engraved my bamboo cutting board and lived to tell the story.