My very sarcastic sister recently became an EMT, so I needed to give her these. Credit for the jokes goes to the Internet, which also provided a free source image for the EMS logo.
How about this:
“Hello, I’m your EMT. Thanks to me, your last words weren’t ‘Here, hold my beer.’”
I like it!
“Hello, I’m your EMT. You put a what in your what?”
I’ve said that
Some people are just amazing!
I had a sheltered life before I joined the ambulance squad.
As a former EMT, I highly approve.