Glowforge Haiku

fiery line guided down
to sweet scented hickory
I am dreaming

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I havenā€™t got mine
Waiting for development
Cardboard fills the room

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Really great work everyone! Iā€™ve got to say though, I wasnā€™t expecting quite so much stress over the waitā€¦ good way to work it out though.

Keep emā€™ cominā€™!

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Our fingers are nimble
Dancing key to key to key
Who would rather cut?

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Yes, we are the bank
and we are the droids. I am
Rethinking my life

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Missed this thread! Posted my adaptation of @danā€™s on another! Here it is againā€¦

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Wrong way round @dan ! Should be 5, 7, 5.

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Sshh! Weā€™re using common core now. LOL!

(there are no wrong haiku, especially from the boss)

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Iā€™ve heard tell that modern Haiku forms are shifting away from the traditional 5-7-5

Just ā€œlikeā€ what you like
Donā€™t worry about badges
Still on schedule.

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Marion has a Glowforge
Jules has a Hedgehog
Iā€™d rather have a Glowforge

:grinning:(went with 757)

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Rough day at Glowforge
Product will be worth the wait
Iā€™m here till its done

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look to the future
see awesome laser cut things
Glowforge will produce

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Too many bad feels
Canā€™t we all just get along?
I extend a hand.

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Misreading abounds
I re-peruse your haiku
Was the hand on fire?

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customers angry
whine whine whine whine whine whine whine
just go have a beer

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I canā€™t help but read
Everything Dan writes here
In his upbeat voice.

ā€¦or am I just weird that when I read things that imagining/minds eye kind of sense that you narrate spoken word in your head with that person. The person you are reading a message from or morgan Freemanā€™s voice. When in doubt, morgan freeman. :stuck_out_tongue:

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I corrected. I put out an open hand. Back in the day, it started out that enemies, when meeting each other would out out their hands so their enemy could be assured they were not armed, and snowballed through time as a gesture of peace and cooperation

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Darn. I guess the market for haiku jokes is limited.

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