Oh man, I’m so glad I logged in today, haha. I can totally help out with this, if you are still looking for help. Best part is I live in this ol’ Lone Star State, yessir.
A general question I have for ya: is this more of “jokey har har” kind of thing, or does the ring need to last? I have experience with both, just wondering what the overall tone is, haha.
I have a few wooden rings lying around that I can post when I get a chance.