You have to sing these… I probably could have come up with lyrics to the whole song of each, but who has that kind of time. 
(O, Holy Night)
Oh… holy… crap… the laser light is shiiiining. It is the force that can make all the things.
(Christmas Song)
Walnut plywood on the laser bed. Proofgrade settings in the app.
Laser tube, with its beautiful glow, makes folks, line up to see the show.
(It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas)
It’s beginning to look a lot like Glowforge, everywhere at home.
Take a look in the master bed, and on every shelf in the den, there’s wooden and acrylic things that glow…
(I Have a Little Dreidel)
I have an awesome laser. And Glowforge is its name.
And when it’s on a firing, I make things every day.
