It’s a toothpaste/etc tube squeezer. Takes about a minute to cut in inventables 3/32 acrylic. The only interesting part is that I did a defocused (0.500 focus height) score just outside the tube slot to round the edge of the cut. Won’t insult people by posting an svg
Might be another good thing to use up scrap. (And if you personalized it, might be cute no-brainer swag)