Look at this thread from the potential perspective of the viewers…
Oh, look… takitus found something awesome and he’s sharing it with us. Oh, wait… no he’s not. He’s just bragging that he found something awesome and actually has no intention of sharing.
I’m not saying that’s my perspective on this. I wanted to know as well, but I really don’t care. I’ve got plenty of things to do once I get my Glowforge.
But I’m not quite sure I understand the point of creating the thread. Was it really to say “Look what I have! Nah nah nah… It’s super secret so I’m not telling you. But I wanted to make sure you know that I have it. Because I’m just… that… awesome.”
Anyway… Just a thought that could cross a person’s mind. 
And, of course, this is all in good fun. Please take it as such!