Laser engraved potato(e)s (tuber replacement?)

potato
potatoes
danquayle
spellingbees
projectinspo

#1

St Paddy’s day is around the corner and that got me thinking - I should mail someone a potato (you can actually mail a potato with proper postage and it’ll get delivered.)

I thought it’d be even cooler to laser engrave the address - you know - for science.

Some guy engraving a potato.

Anyone else have fun wacky uses planned?

Also @dan - proofgrade potatos? In the hopper?


#2


#3

#4

introducing the glowforge protato - replicate your favorite french fry recipes…automatically!


#5

So that’s the hopper!:grin:


#6

http://potatograms.com/


#7

Policy update: all new comments directed towards @dan must be submitted by potato to the Glowforge office


#8

Pro tip: you’ll save on postage if you use potato chips.


#9

You do realize what’s about to happen to GFHQ, right?


#10

#11

O.M.G. I can’t believe it’s a real thing!


#12

Uh oh!

Dear Glowforge… Here are some ideas for you for the near future. I think you’re gonna need 'em…

Mashed
Patatas Bravas
French Fries
Roasted
Gnocchi
Tots
Skins
Latkes
Hash Browns
Chips
Hasselback
Home Fries
Oven Fries
Au Gratin
Baked
Salad
Soup
Boiled

Good luck!


#13

I have a recipe for a potato leek soup that is soooo good :heart_eyes:


#14

i like adding leeks to my colcannon


#15

Ooooh, that sounds good!


#16

You realize what this means? We can CUSTOM CUT POTATO CHIPS! Think about it, you’re having everyone over for the big game, and do you have regular oval shaped potato chips? No, that’s for loser parties! Your homemade chips are your team’s logo!

Although in my case would worry about the patriots logo’s tail of his hat having a tough time frying (might be too thin).


#17

Yum, diced kinetisized tuberosum.


#18

sorry, that potato chip is insufficiently deflated


#19

So if you cut a potato in half you could laser-engrave a potato stamp?


#20

With all the drama yesterday, I should have named this thread “tuber replacement.”