St Paddy’s day is around the corner and that got me thinking - I should mail someone a potato (you can actually mail a potato with proper postage and it’ll get delivered.)
I thought it’d be even cooler to laser engrave the address - you know - for science.
You realize what this means? We can CUSTOM CUT POTATO CHIPS! Think about it, you’re having everyone over for the big game, and do you have regular oval shaped potato chips? No, that’s for loser parties! Your homemade chips are your team’s logo!
Although in my case would worry about the patriots logo’s tail of his hat having a tough time frying (might be too thin).