Died.
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How can you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
With a lot of effort 
And how can you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator?
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Taking out the elephant. 
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They hired a new one: Welcome Danny! Customer Success Associate.
As I have said a few times before, the “About Us” page is the number one source for immediate encouragement and a positive attitude. And a little envy!
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"A man’s parrot insulted him constantly. Frustrated, he puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me, W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”
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Thanks for a morning laugh! 
- Rich
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Groan!! 
- Rich
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What’s a little turkey called?
A goblet.
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“Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.”
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Did you know Balam was the original rubber man? He tied his ass to a tree and walked 40 miles.
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oh, painful old preacher joke. I love it :-). It’s also true that early jews drove Hondas, after all they crossed the red sea in one Accord.
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A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.
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Hint: Sing the song for this next one. (last five words)
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@volivaa you have got a million of these. Good thing you started this topic or I think you would of exploded.
- Rich
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(I have hurt myself laughing - because I had to sing the entire song to get to the last. five. words!)
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How do you think I found it was the last five words? lol I was going to add …like the light bulb, but didn’t know if anyone would get it.
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