I have a history on this forum of being less than excitable. If Dan really wanted to make a statement he could stealthily do an internet search for my address, and without fanfare or warning ship me the latest unit. Of course, I would immediately be overwhelmed with a lifetime of repressed emotions. Might even bring a tear to my eye. The wife would document this uncharacteristic behavior and post same to this forum, Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram. Her Etsy account and studio webpage would be flooded with queries.
Or I could just sit here expressionless waiting for Spring.