Taking this 
to the next level. Lol. Wooden Toilet Seat Cover
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King of the commode.
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Did you have to clean the engrave?
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no fresh out the machine. No residue
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Ah. A member of the John Birch Society I see. 
It’s the club dedicated to the protection and preservation of wooden toilet seats. 
Thank you, thank you. I’ve been here for far too long. 
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Your thinking of the Birch John Society?
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Well done!!
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Could be. it’s been several years….decades actually since I’ve got to use that reference.
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Sorry, I was making a joke and it got lost. John Birch was indeed the political movement.
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I stand by my comment.
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Came out looking swell.
Missed a great chance for a PSA though.
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Looks fantastic!
If I were to make one I would have to engrave
“Let that shit go!”
With some type of Buddha or spiritual image so it has a double meaning.
I would not be able to resist. 
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