You May Have A Glowforge If

brokendrum · February 24, 2018, 6:32pm

Time for something to lighten up the weekend and have some fun.
I’ll toss the beginning pitch. Here goes…

You May Have A Glowforge If

You catch yourself measuring everything not nailed to the house.
To see if it will fit on the laser bed.

cynd11 · February 24, 2018, 6:38pm

…You cruise the hobby, hardware, and junk stores looking for interesting surfaces to laser.

TomF · February 24, 2018, 6:43pm

…Your spouse sees something they want to buy and you reply, " No, I can make that for you".

Jules · February 24, 2018, 7:17pm

…You look up and realize you missed lunch again.

pauline.lally · February 24, 2018, 7:23pm

you realize it’s time to go to bed and you haven’t shaved, showered or brushed your teeth yet.

raymondking32 · February 24, 2018, 7:42pm

…You get pictures from friends and family asking if you think you can “make this”.

Pheomelanin · February 24, 2018, 8:09pm

You want to flame test everything you see.

rpratt · February 24, 2018, 9:06pm

…that laser smell that permeates the house is comforting.

rmaker1952 · February 24, 2018, 9:18pm

The smell of firewood, who needs a fireplace.

PrintToLaser · February 25, 2018, 2:22am

You may have a glowforge if; Your friends wonder what has become of you.

I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success… such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything. - Nikola Tesla

kittski · February 25, 2018, 3:21am

You spend $50 on materials to laser something you could have bought for $10.

erin · February 25, 2018, 4:17am

You make a gift for someone or something that you never would have bought a gift for.

Oh, boyfriend of a friend of a friend is graduating? Does he need coasters? Bc I can make coasters.

PlGHEADED · February 25, 2018, 4:24am

You look forward to the upcoming Holidays so you can give out gifts instead of receive them !

evansd2 · February 25, 2018, 4:29am

… a thousandth of an inch is no longer a theoretical distance to you.

PlGHEADED · February 25, 2018, 4:39am

You learned what a digital caliper was , what it is used for and actually went out and bought one!

Jules · February 25, 2018, 5:32am

…your Waste Removal Specialists start giving you the stink-eye over the extra work involved in hauling off the scraps.

PlGHEADED · February 25, 2018, 6:04am

You finally meet your UPS driver in Person…

tactic9 · February 25, 2018, 11:39am

Anytime you see a dryer vent house hanging out a window you think “they have one too?”

freakshow · February 25, 2018, 6:55pm

The sun’s coming up, and you never went to sleep

jonnyvermont · February 25, 2018, 7:23pm

You know what an escutcheon is.