You May Have A Glowforge If

humor

#1

Time for something to lighten up the weekend and have some fun.
I’ll toss the beginning pitch. Here goes…

You May Have A Glowforge If

You catch yourself measuring everything not nailed to the house.
To see if it will fit on the laser bed.


#2

…You cruise the hobby, hardware, and junk stores looking for interesting surfaces to laser.


#3

…Your spouse sees something they want to buy and you reply, " No, I can make that for you".


#4

…You look up and realize you missed lunch again. :roll_eyes:


#5

you realize it’s time to go to bed and you haven’t shaved, showered or brushed your teeth yet.


#6

…You get pictures from friends and family asking if you think you can “make this”. :joy:


#7

You want to flame test everything you see.


#8

…that laser smell that permeates the house is comforting.


#9

The smell of firewood, who needs a fireplace.


#10

You may have a glowforge if; Your friends wonder what has become of you.

I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success… such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything. - Nikola Tesla


#11

You spend $50 on materials to laser something you could have bought for $10.


#12

You make a gift for someone or something that you never would have bought a gift for.

Oh, boyfriend of a friend of a friend is graduating? Does he need coasters? Bc I can make coasters.


#13

You look forward to the upcoming Holidays so you can give out gifts instead of receive them !


#14

… a thousandth of an inch is no longer a theoretical distance to you.


#15

You learned what a digital caliper was , what it is used for and actually went out and bought one!


#16

…your Waste Removal Specialists start giving you the stink-eye over the extra work involved in hauling off the scraps.


#17

You finally meet your UPS driver in Person…


#18

Anytime you see a dryer vent house hanging out a window you think “they have one too?”


#19

The sun’s coming up, and you never went to sleep


#20

You know what an escutcheon is.