My name is Marc. I live in France.
For many of you (american people), It is enough to be consider as part of some alien-judeo-freemasonic kind of conspiracy but I assure you that I am not a member of GF team. I don’t know this Damn Shapiro. I’m not capable of pointing Seattle on a map and obviously, I barely can’t speak english correctly. So Don’t be suspiscious.
As many of us, I’m devastated by this new delay and I try to find an acceptable way my missing Glowforge . And I found it!.. Very effective, very small in your office, and unbelievably cheaper! I don’t know why I don t have found it before backing on glowforge. But I don’t give you the answer so easely. You have to go below.
You should have your Answer already, but I let you down. Depending on your finger speed on mouse, your answer will arrive between now to 1 or 2 seconds. You deserve better. I am heartbroken to disappoint you.
I realize that this could have a big impact on your heart health, so I’m going to tell you the amazing truth now:
The perfect and cheaper substitute to Glowforge is
Poetry. Of course.
It can cut as a laser. It’s powerful. It makes your imagination work great again. The same advantages I have seen on GF when I backed it. And, It’s free!!! So Isn’t it a great news?
" I do not love you except because I love you;
I go from loving to not loving you,
From waiting to not waiting for you
My heart moves from cold to fire.
I love you only because it’s you the one I love;
I hate you deeply, and hating you
Bend to you, and the measure of my changing love for you
Is that I do not see you but love you blindly.
Maybe January light will consume
My heart with its cruel
Ray, stealing my key to true calm.
In this part of the story I am the one who
Dies, the only one, and I will die of love because I love you,
Because I love you, Love, in fire and blood."
Poem by Pablo Neruda
I have mixed feeling about the shiping update, I have mixed feeling about this present post, I have mixed feeling about God and…life. But I hang on and wait for my Glowforge.
And Dan Shapiro, consider you as warned. Don’t mess with the Frenches or we will land on US coast and invade all your country to take our GF machine back from Seattle!!!