Glowforge Quote Challenge!

Scus me while I glowforge this out.

Glowforge for Mongo.

… and a Glowforge in every garage.

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Hey Laser Lips! Your momma was a Glowforge! (Short Circuit)

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“That’s not my hand!”…that’s my Glowforge! (Trains, Planes, and Automobiles)

In Glowforge Veritas …(.in Glowforge is truth…Doc Holliday in Tombstone)

And Doc Holliday again… “It appears my Glowforge (hypocrisy) knows no bounds”

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Don’t rush me sonny, you rush a Glowforge man, you get rotten lasers. (Princess Bride)

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As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a Glowforge. You don’t know how lucky you are not to have one. Glowforges will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.

But I still want one.

Orders are nobody can see the GlowForge Not nobody, not nohow!

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That Vizzini, he can design.
Yes, yes, some of the time.
Probably knows how to use a laser.
He has no clue. Thinks it’s a brassiere.
You have a great gift with your Glowforge.
Such a nice statement for you to disgorge.
Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
They’re not Proofgrade and might dent the bed!
No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Anybody want a laser robot?

With apologies to the great S. Morganstern.

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Forge. Glow Forge.

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Every time a GlowForge prints, an angel gets his wings.

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Glowforge!

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A Glowforge means never having to say you’re sorry.

You’re getting a Glowforge and you’re gonna like it.

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From the little song…“Glow little Glowforge, glimmer, glimmer”

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Glowforge, the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the faithful backers.
It’s lifelong mission: to explore strange new things to make, to seek out new materials and new ways to laser them, to boldly go where no maker has gone before.

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I like this thread! :smile:

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one of my all time favorite movies!!!

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The Glowforge abides.

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So, where is this beast?
Don’t you see it? It’s there, right in front of you!
What, he’s in the cave behind that GlowForge
It is the GlowForge!
You silly sod!

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“We swears, to serve the master of the Glowforge. We will swear on… on the Glowforge!”

or

“For the time will soon come when GlowForges’ will shape the fortunes of all.”

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No reason to get excited - the thief be kindly spoke.
There are many here Among Us, who feel that glowforge is a joke.
But you and I we’ve been through that - and this is not our fate.
So let us not talk falsely now, the hour’s getting late.

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I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing Glowforge fumes. (Airplane)

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