Glowforge Quote Challenge!


Here’s a challenge: Choose a famous quote or a line from a song or movie and Glowforgify it! That is, alter the original in some way that makes it pertain to Glowforge.

Feel free to wax philosophical and explain your quote in detail if you want. Or just let it stand on its own. :slight_smile: Wisdom is welcome, but cheese is fine, too!

My cheesy contribution:

To 'forge or not to 'forge…that is the question…which I will constantly ask myself as I evaluate whether or not my materials will catch fire in the Glowforge!

Weekly Highlights for the Week Ending February 18, 2017

I’m tired if these mother lasering glowforge on this mother lasering plane


Glowforges? We don’t need no stinking Glowforges. (buy a filter)


Come to the Glowforge side… (we have laser-cut cookies :cookie:)


“Ask not what your Glowforge can do for you…” :sunglasses:

“Is that a Glowforge in your pocket? Or…” :kissing_heart:

“That’s one small step for a Glowforge, one giant leap for mankind.” :alien:


If there’s something weird and it don’t look good
Who you gonna call?
Glowforge! :glowforge:


What we have here is a failure to glowforge.


(That’s Better Off Dead… as well as reality.)


When all you have is a Glowforge, every problem looks laserable. - Rich


You had me at Glowforge.


Frankly, my dear, I don’t have a Glowforge.



Say Glowforge one more time, I double dog dare you!


Dan Vader: Glowbi-Wan never told you what happened to your Glowforge.
Me: He told me enough. He told me you never built it.
Dan Vader: No. I have your Glowforge.
Me: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


I’m dreaming of a white Glowforge…


Scus me while I glowforge this out.

Glowforge for Mongo.

… and a Glowforge in every garage.


Hey Laser Lips! Your momma was a Glowforge! (Short Circuit)


“That’s not my hand!”…that’s my Glowforge! (Trains, Planes, and Automobiles)

In Glowforge Veritas …(.in Glowforge is truth…Doc Holliday in Tombstone)

And Doc Holliday again… “It appears my Glowforge (hypocrisy) knows no bounds”


Don’t rush me sonny, you rush a Glowforge man, you get rotten lasers. (Princess Bride)


As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a Glowforge. You don’t know how lucky you are not to have one. Glowforges will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.

But I still want one.

Orders are nobody can see the GlowForge Not nobody, not nohow!


That Vizzini, he can design.
Yes, yes, some of the time.
Probably knows how to use a laser.
He has no clue. Thinks it’s a brassiere.
You have a great gift with your Glowforge.
Such a nice statement for you to disgorge.
Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
They’re not Proofgrade and might dent the bed!
No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Anybody want a laser robot?

With apologies to the great S. Morganstern.

Weekly Highlights for the Week Ending February 18, 2017