Glowforge Quote Challenge!

Forge. Glow Forge.

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Every time a GlowForge prints, an angel gets his wings.

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Glowforge!

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A Glowforge means never having to say you’re sorry.

You’re getting a Glowforge and you’re gonna like it.

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From the little song…“Glow little Glowforge, glimmer, glimmer”

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Glowforge, the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the faithful backers.
It’s lifelong mission: to explore strange new things to make, to seek out new materials and new ways to laser them, to boldly go where no maker has gone before.

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I like this thread! :smile:

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one of my all time favorite movies!!!

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The Glowforge abides.

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So, where is this beast?
Don’t you see it? It’s there, right in front of you!
What, he’s in the cave behind that GlowForge
It is the GlowForge!
You silly sod!

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“We swears, to serve the master of the Glowforge. We will swear on… on the Glowforge!”

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“For the time will soon come when GlowForges’ will shape the fortunes of all.”

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No reason to get excited - the thief be kindly spoke.
There are many here Among Us, who feel that glowforge is a joke.
But you and I we’ve been through that - and this is not our fate.
So let us not talk falsely now, the hour’s getting late.

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I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing Glowforge fumes. (Airplane)

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May the Forge be with you!

We all need this…

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This thread is good entertainment, a little brain work and smiles!
Where have you been hiding? :sunglasses:

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I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed Glowforge trough wiper! I forge in your general direction! Your mother was a crumb tray and your father smelt of lasered leather!

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I liked every post in this thread…these are hilarious!!

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Likes x10 for this one!

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You’re a genius! This one had me laughing all day!

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