Glowforge Quote Challenge!

Glowbabe · February 17, 2017, 8:19am

Please add more!

Glowbabe · February 17, 2017, 8:26am

What’s in a name? A Glowforge by any other name would smell as…sweet?

Deny thy Glowforge and refuse thy name!

PlGHEADED · February 17, 2017, 8:56am

There are 106 miles to Seattle, we have a Glowforge, half a pack of Proofgrade, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

Jules · February 17, 2017, 1:29pm

When did you sneak up and shoot that? ROFL!

cynzu · February 17, 2017, 4:39pm

LOL!

cynzu · February 17, 2017, 4:44pm

If I can 'forge one box for making, I shall not live in vain; If I can etch one SPAM for baking, or tool myself sane, Or help some proofgrade wood onto its 'forge again, I shall not live in vain.

from Emily Dickinson’s orig:
If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain; If I can ease one life the aching, Or cool one pain, Or help one fainting robin Unto his nest again, I shall not live in vain.

cynzu · February 17, 2017, 4:49pm

oh, that has SO got to become a t-shirt!

cynzu · February 17, 2017, 5:09pm

Glowforge, grant me
the Serenity to accept the materials I cannot laser,
the Courage to laser the materials I can,
and the Wisdom to know the difference.

markevans36301 · February 17, 2017, 5:11pm

This is winning on so many levels.

joe · February 17, 2017, 5:12pm

I am not throwing away my spot
I am not throwing away my spot
Hey yo, I’ll wait for my Glowforge
I won’t be discouraged
And I’m not throwing away my spot

Yo, I’m a tailor’s apprentice
And I got y’all knuckleheads in loco parentis
I’m gettin’ a Glowforge cuz I know it’s my chance
To socially advance, instead of sewin’ some pants!

jbv · February 17, 2017, 5:26pm

One laser to rule them all,
But needs wifi to find 'em;
One cloud to run them all
and L.E.P. so Pros don’t blind 'em.

Jules · February 17, 2017, 5:28pm

I don’t normally do this for the hedgie stuff…but that made the highlights reel.

Too stinkin’ clever.

So should I link @dan’s poem in the “Wisdom from the Staff” section? (I kind of feel like doing it…I’m feeling very minx-ish today.)

What do you think guys?

millersw.628 · February 17, 2017, 5:42pm

This is brilliant

PlGHEADED · February 17, 2017, 6:41pm

“I’ll make him a Glowforge he can’t refuse”

PlGHEADED · February 17, 2017, 6:42pm

“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the GlowForge. Then when you get the Glowforge, then you get the women.”

PlGHEADED · February 17, 2017, 6:43pm

“All I have in this world is my GlowForge and my word, and I don’t break them for no one.”

cynd11 · February 17, 2017, 6:55pm

I think this one is my favorite so far!

jamesdhatch · February 17, 2017, 7:17pm

That’s outstanding!

Is that Jake in hedgie-drag?

Zerbyte · February 17, 2017, 10:08pm

I want a Glowforge Pro and filter!
You will laser your eye out kid.

dwardio · February 17, 2017, 10:19pm

Glowforged for your approval…

I’m gonna make him a Glowforge he can’t refuse.

You don’t understand! I coulda had a Glowforge. I coulda been a maker. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

Go ahead, make my Glowforge.

Alright, Mr. Shapiro, I’m ready for my Glowforge.

I love the smell of Glowforge in the morning.

Glowforge. Hint: Think Citizen Kane…

Show me the laser!

There’s no crying in Glowforge.