Good, I’d rather ablate mushrooms then eat them. Blah. 
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Agreed. Burninate the nasty things. 
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Indeed. I’m a… fun guy, but I hate mushrooms.
(See what I did there?)
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Send 'em all to me, I love mushrooms! Oooo, a portabella cap stuffed with seasoned breadcrumbs, maybe some bacon or artichoke hearts and Parmesan–mmmmmmmmmm!
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Like. Shrooms good. 
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Mmm fry mine up with butter!!
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Duxelles.
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Do epee count? 
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You fence?
I did a bit, but had to give it up. 
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Not gonna ask…ROFL! 
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'tis but a flesh wound!
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Oooohhh! 
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Hello, my name is Inigo Montya…
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Saber or bust. I mean, come on. What’s sword fighting without slashing.
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You both should try a real weapon with skill and target requirements.
I have great respect for all fencers, no matter the weapon.
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Thanks! I was just trying to figure out which movie to watch. Problem solved.
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You are welcome. I just rewatched it several weeks ago. One of the best “children’s” movies ever.
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If you walk up behind a fencer and pop a balloon, a foilist will lunge immediately, an epeeist will just stand there and a sabreur will turn around and smack the s*** out of you.
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epee has a lot less screaming and theatrics, but to each their own. 
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