Now that is a Banana Ruler! 
I am exceptionally glad to see it’s not just me with a wicked sense of humor 
Thanks for the photo but could you maybe throw a banana in there for scale so we can see exactly how big this ruler ends up being?
Brilliant , must have , will use and WELCOME to Texas I’m a retired Nurse born and raised in Texas. I’m am sure we are lucky to have you.
Thanks for the welcome! What part of Texas?
Bananception?
Love it!!! Long overdue.
Man, I wish I had some of those little tiny bananas right now…
Whaaaaaat? 
It’s kind of a banana hammock…
That ruler is bananas!
We are about an hour south of Dallas
We’ll be neighbors, then! I’m taking over a small practice in Athens, so we’ll eventually be settling there.
Very close!!! we are in Midlothian!! Let us know when you get settled maybe we can do lunch!! our treat.
It may be a while! We moved here from WA to help my parents downsize and dispose of property because they’ve moved into a retirement community. I’m up to my ears in 60 years’ worth of belongings that need to be dispersed to family / sold, followed by the house and property. In the meantime I’ll be commuting the 3 hours each way to Athens (my brother is an MD there) to work one Friday every other week. Kinda not really looking forward to the drive, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
Sounds like a lot of work. I totally understand when we moved this last time we downsized from a 5 bedroom with a loft to a 3 bedroom, plus we had to deal with my husbands’s parents things since they also went into a retirement village. Good luck!!! What a change from WA to Athens Texas.
Thank you! Now I have a hankering for banana bread.