I really, truly, genuinely do love you guys!
Made my eyes water just looking at that!
There was a pair of gamer glasses called Wink announced in Japan a few years ago which detected blinks and went opaque to force a blink if too much time had passed. Sadly they don’t seem to have come to market… Aha, I found a source! https://www.japantrendshop.com/masunaga-wink-glasses-p-1892.html