I think my alignment is off more than the average user!

So sorry to see this. My alignment is also all over the road, and most of the responses I have seem to think it’s because I can’t use calipers. I wrote to support and got the stock useless response. Currently I am trying to make a file as described here: Lid Camera Alignment Examples FTW but the sad thing is my alignment is so off (but you know, totally within acceptable tolerances) that I’m not even sure how to set up the file with the wood to line it up.