The answer is simple.
Mary Ann is the shorter of the two, that means she’s more feisty yet less likely to snap a limb while ya wrastle. 
Ginger has the redhead thing going for her, a big bonus of course, but she’s kinda whispy and frail so prone to breaking and higher maintenance costs. 
LMAO! That’s a great turn of phrase 
LOL, in case we needed any convincing that you were Canadian. (Seriously, no American alive today has not seen Gilligan’s Island. It’s like I Love Lucy or The Brady Bunch. Required in order to be a US citizen.)
C’mon everyone, let’s all sing along…
A three hour tour. A three hour tour…
I met Dawn Wells before. She really is as nice as she seems. She went to school in Columbia, MO and had connections in Missouri and Iowa. Since I have family members in the State Fair business, paths just connected on occasion. So MaryAnn it is.
Wow, you actually met MaryAnn? (My husband would want to hear all about it…he’s also a fan.) 
I helped off camera on a commercial years ago with Ellie May from The Beverly Hillbillies. I guess that’s completely unrelated…
Lol lol lol accessible??? Cannot stop laughing
Bahama I know! Such a fail!
I want to say MaryAnn but she’s automatically disqualified beacause of all those stupid coconut pies. Nope!
I read somewhere a few years ago that for decades, Gillian’s Island has been playing on at least one TV channel somewhere in the world at any given moment. Unfortunately for the cast that was before residuals. (Brady Bunch kids made like $2k/episode, also no residuals - ouch)
I can seriously never get over how much Teryl Rothery and Dawn Wells are absolutely identical.
BTW, I think it’s hilarious that when I search for Teryl Rothery, more than one pic of Dawn Wells popped up.
Uh yep…that’s a doppelganger all right! 
YES option C…
BOTH… at the same time.
LOL
Ha - well I think that what he meant by “accessible” was ‘down to earth’ or ‘relatable’ … as opposed to ‘convenient’ or ‘easy’ 
But TBF, I’m not sure what he meant. It was a pretty spectacular ramble. Still can’t stop giggling at the thought of my red-headed hubby ranting about the evils of dating a ginger.
i’m married to a ginger, too. there are definitely dangers associated with such ventures.
When I was a young lad my mother warned me not to get involved with ginger girls as they were “not to be trusted”. I have no idea why she said that and it was probably the only advice about girls she ever uttered.
“The little red-haired girl”.
No!!! Earworm!
Well, it was already in my head, so I thought I’d share the pain. 
