The daily rant: words of encouragement, humor, birthday wishes, etc

@volivaa are you sure your not just a bot searching the internet for jokes? :laughing: - Rich

Edit: Keep it up! Hee, hee

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Hmmm, No… Well maybe !

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If you want to see a horse in a house, this movie is great. It’s a beautiful poem all the way through.

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“Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? It’s true!
Comet cleans sinks!”

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Less than four weeks until Christmas! Let that sink in.

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It has “sinked” in for me.


This is my bathroom sink. To be installed today.

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“Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean? Because snow man is an island.”

“After three days of fishing, the musician hoped he would catch a bassoon.”

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What did the sea say to Santa?
Nothing! It just waved!

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That was very deep…

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What is this? hint: Dr Seuss

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have a 21 month old, and in my head I hear her voice as she mispronounces it. She loves Dr. Seuss. (still keeping it slightly obfuscated for others benefit.)

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Lol, took me a second, my boys are older, but that’s a good one.

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Who knew Dr Seuss had a lisp???

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Crazy in love 20 days do not have to be consecutive.

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gotta love an R joke!

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It looks like a great Spider-Man, but if we’re getting into movie trailers…

Just one more week until Rogue One!!! I’ve got three showings booked already, Thursday night, Friday night, and the following Friday night!

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