We are supposed to get up to 1/2" of ice this evening through tomorrow. Last time that happened, the power was off for 3 days.
I thought I would pass the time by poking around on my computer, but it runs on electricity so I wonât be able to use it. Iâm going to run to town and try to find a diesel computer before the storm hits.
Slowly gravitating to the lowest levels in his deposition, Jon was viewed by the court as leading a sedimentary life.
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You guys slate meâŚroflmao !
Not a joke, but a true story. At 12 years old, and like so many kids, my parents forced me to choose and learn a musical instrument. At that time assumed only bad Karma could have placed me in the same home with a full sized accordion. Took lessons for about 2 years until puberty became the reminder that I would never find a girlfriend playing something so uncool as that polka pushing bagpipe wannabe. So I switched to something more mainstream, the banjo, and have been learning obscure Appalachian square dance tunes ever since. Sure glad I learned my lesson.
An elderly musician once asked me, âwhat do you say when you see a good looking woman on the arm of a banjo player? âŚNice tattoo.â
Well if we are going to start with the banjo jokesâŚ
What do you think when you see a banjo up to its neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
Fidler conventions were new to a long-haired rock and roller like me. Every campfire had a fidle, banjo, guitar and moonshine.
Nothing like listening to Foggy Mountain Breakdown under the stars.
Banjo jokes are too easy. Letâs make one up⌠Tuning a banjo is like updating a PC from Windows 95. It is theoretically possible, but why bother?
Iâm a day late, but this is still funny:
Canât remember if we have done this one:
Wife texts husband on a cold winterâs morning:
âWindows frozen, wonât open.â
Husband texts back:
âGently pour some lukewarm water over it.â
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
âComputer is really screwed up now.â
What is the greatest sound a banjo ever Made?
The sound it makes when it hits the accordion as it is thrown into the dumpster!
Clearly you donât know the great Joe Soprani. Heâll actually make you enjoy the accordion!
LOLâŚI can actually see that happening⌠- Rich
Things that make me go âHmmmmâ⌠for all you Atlanta Falcon fans⌠shouldnât it be âJulie-O Jonesâ or âHulio Honesâ? Hmmm
Gonna stick my neck out here and say that I like banjo music
Uh-oh. Will hit 80,000 posts read tomorrow. Just did the math. Number of hours spent reading the forum times hourly rate if I had been working. Luckily the wife is an artist and not a statistician.
As long as I donât hear it while canoeing down south in the backwoodsâŚ
Happy Cake day. Câmon by. Weâll treat yâall real good.
Did somebody take the time to paint that rock like a turtle?! Wow. - Rich