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You are a particularly funny fellow. Thanks for this thread.
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It is so nice to see something funny today. I can’t wait for today to be over. 
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That’s my dog!
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Instead of being rewarded for his invention, Dr Guillotine was charged with neckless endangerment.
On my tombstone, please write " Not appreciating my puns while I was alive, was a grave mistake."
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo.
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That last cartoon was me this morning when I took the dog out, though I was the one who wanted to WEE-WEES. 
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I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.
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Hahahaha…roflmao !
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What’s a chemist’s favorite amusement park ride?
The Ferrous Wheel
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Rofl…help me I can’t get up !..lol
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Or a metallurgist, or iron man…
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or a magnet… if magnets like going to amusement parks
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So… what do we eat on April 1st?? 
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Maybe this? 
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