You nailed it! Now I can sleep.
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Are you implying that Dan is fallible? That is was a typo on the non-typo. My world view is upside down.
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You are a genius! (And there is a typo in there…sorry Dan!)
I think that one wins the award for the most clever malapropism of the week! Had half a dozen of us scrambling all morning! 
(I love this group!)
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The fish was swimming along and smacked right into a wall.
“DAM!” he shouts.
Another, rather judgemental fish swam by and muttered, “Dumb Bass.”
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Gonna use this one on hubs.
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This might be a good place to say that the typo is a prime example of why Beta testing and other independent testing of any complex system is so important. The folks that design and build H/W and S/W for a product are the worst people to perform anything beyond functional testing. Bring in others to do an operational evaluation. We won’t see our own mistakes no matter how hard we look. Everyone starts with assumptions. I once spelled my own name wrong on a business card and didn’t notice until it was pointed out a year later.
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The first principal is you must not allow yourself to be fooled, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Feynman
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Doing upscale furniture delivery, inspection to insulate my customer from disenchantment was a main focus.
When it came to my own furniture, I was determined to get it perfect.
It was about 6 months later, laying in bed, across the room I noticed a large flaw in the finish starring me in the face.
How did I…?
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If you are going to do those brain teasers, you gotta include this one:
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Misunderstanding between Friends. (And that used my last like for the day.)
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Very good! (I’m out of Likes too) - Rich
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LOL I can’t believe it took some people that long to get it… esp. If they saw what it was in reply to. LOL (If they were hooked on phonics they may have gotten it as well.)
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OH NO!
Pride cometh before the fall. I thought I was being clever so I never checked to see if there was in fact a real typo.
So dium of me.
I apologize profusely.
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PETA disagrees lol
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And that pours a little salt in the wound
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“Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job, they should take a bough.”
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
The rumor that only strained orange juice is healthy was a good example of pulp fiction.
Yachts that your brothers own are relation ships.
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Stumbled across this video - thought some of the members of this forum may get some laughs out of it…
There actually is a laser( cutting pizza ) at 6:44 . First few seemed funnier than the last few minutes.
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I never knew a chocolate fondue fountain was a robot. 
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