That’s epic !
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I’m dyin’ here. LOL - Rich
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I like the Ding Dong the Witch is Dead myself 
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You don’t eat enough trashy snack foods 
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Ho-hos, that made me laugh. 
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one looks at the other and says “dam”.
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Had that one @hansena, but I still laughed. - Rich
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If this doesn’t get a groan, nothing will.
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ROTFLMAO - I may have even twinkled (@Jules ) just a bit…
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Yup! I’m twinkling too! Chuckle! 
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Oh no, the time loop has been revealed!
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Do you know why Columbus had to use 3 ships for his journey to the New World? You can only get so many miles to a galleon.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself.
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I’m thinking about getting a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s just something I can see myself doing.
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Ok, I didn’t see that my first one had already been said 
so here’s another: two antenna’s meet on a roof and fall in love. the wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was great.
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Are executives in bronzeware companies called the top brass?
I used to do balance and rotations at an auto shop, but I felt like I was just spinning my wheels and decided to retire.
I know a place where I can get dead batteries free of charge.
BTW, don’t call people who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems idiots. That would be stereotyping.
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