Actually incandescent filaments do age like that. The gas inside the glass is there to help keep the filament from degrading too quickly and it can out gas over time. They are just operated at lower extremes and have a longer history of innovation.
Maybe they fail due to leakage but they don’t get noticeably dimmer over time like lasers and florescent tubes, which is what my point was. They work fine up until they suddenly don’t, which is not the way lasers normally fail.
Amazon runs some of the biggest data stores in the world, and the largest marketplace, and is responsible for keeping billions of people’s data secure. They have an amazing library of code available to them. Something like this is peanuts. Nowhere near CIA level stuff. Their work is scary. Same with NSA