It took us a while to get ourselves ready for this journey, but all is going well and on track. I will actually be eligible to retire the same month the twins are born, but I will probably keep working at no pay (for my own company) and shift all of the salary to my business partner / wife.
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My Mom said the twins were the easiest (Iām Ā½ a twin) because we entertained each other. We were 4th and 5th of five siblings ( my twin beat me by 3 minutes - I had to clean up after her). Fraternal - as Iām a he ! Iām about 5ā3āā and sheās about 5-10". I think when we were little they patted me on the head and her on the buttā¦ my other theory is when she got out first I had her by the feet and the Doc by the head (when youāre that young youāre pliable) so sheās much tallerā¦ 
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Iām a fraternal twin too. My sister was born first, then I came after, feet first. Because, you see, I had just finished kicking her out. (Those were the only nine months I ever had to share a roomāerr, wombā with my sister, and Iād had enough of sharing.)
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Amen! There are people who keep teasing me that I might have twins; at just over 5 months and after several scans, ummm pretty sure thereās only one baby in there. 
Twins might be better when theyāre older but you have to survive the first few yearsā¦
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I did that to my wife during the first trimester, except I kept upping the number.
āHow are you three doing.ā
āYou are eating for five now!ā
āIām pretty sure thereās a bakerās dozen in there.ā
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Ahhh so mean!! Haha
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Congratulations. I hope everything goes very smoothly for your wife and your twins. You on the other hand will probably be a mess and thereās nothing that can be done about it 
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I have 3 grown kids (over 30) from a prior marriage so I have gone through it before, although many years ago. But some of the wifey concerns donāt change with the passage of time, such as the trap question āDo you think I am getting fat?ā Whether you answer yes or no, you lose. āWhat, you think I am fat???ā or āYou donāt think the babies are growing enough??ā Anyway, itās gonna be fun.
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Lol, so true. The one time I tried to be honest (with the best of intentions) I paid dearly 
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One friend said āitās not two kids, itās a conspiracy.ā
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Awwwww, super cute! Congratulations!
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Congratulations! Boy or girl? 
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Congratulations! I see every hospital has the baby LoJack ankle bracelet.
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that is both hilarious and downright terrifying.
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When our second granddaughter was born quite premature even I was shocked at the level of security at the regional NICU.
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Yea, if anyone tried taking a baby out of a designated area, they supposedly lock down the entire floor. I did not test this.
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Oh gorgeous. Congratulations.
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You sure have a beautiful baby. Congratulations on your new addition. 
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ROTFL! 
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